Boring old, and boring new,
This is mine and all other's view,
Nothing has changed, you are not chosen,
Our politics has been cruelly frozen.

Your opposite man, no better than you,
Looks like his face has been stuck in a shoe,
Seen by the dumb as the one true answer,
Seen by all others as a one last chancer.

This is our state, and what you have done,
Is bore it to death, thy kingdom come,
Your two worlds, should be miles apart,
Have become as close as both sides of my heart.

And we have to choose between you two,
One dull, one surrounded by his old crew,
Exists only one option for me then,
Which plainly is to vote Lib-Dem.